Monday, November 03, 2025

ALL OF MY PIGS

I don't have an exhaustive list of all my pigs since 2003 so I am starting one now:

Lightning

Date of adoption: April 6, 2003--since I don't have a birthdate for him (his original family got him from a pet store) I estimate it as one year before his adoption.

My first pig, who started it all, adopted through GPAN (Guinea Pig Adoption Network, which is apparently inaccessible now. So named because of the white streak on his head which his original owner thought looked like a lightning bolt but I thought looked like a blob. He could move incredibly fast, though, and shit fast, too. He was supposedly one year old, his family had several other pets and no time for him. They lived in Manassas, Va. 

Died February 11th, 2005. It was about three hours before my shift and less than 24 hours until I was supposed to work at a party. I cried all night at work but managed to pull myself together and stop crying by the time the party started. A good thing, as I was the entertainment. 


Pippin/Thunder

Date of adoption: May 8, 2003--as with Lightning, the shelter didn't have an exact birthdate for him.

Adopted from the Animal Welfare League of Alexandria. His age was estimated as one year but was probably younger as he had major expansion plans. I referred to him as "the incredible expanding pig." The adoption counselor admitted afterwards "I stink when it comes to guessing ages of pigs." 

He was probably my biggest pig. I was told he was a gift to his original owners who gave him up because he was "so messy." Not sure if that was because they didn't like cleaning his cage or because he liked to lie in his own urine. 

Note: His shelter name was Pippin but I changed it to Thunder when I adopted him because it went with Lightning. When Lightning died I changed it back to Pippin as I didn't want to name another pig Lightning. 

Died August 14, 2008 (My birthday. That sucked.)


Pandora

Saturday, April 29, 2017

LOTS OF PIGGIVERSARIES

It was fourteen years ago this month that I adopted Lighting, a year ago in February that I adopted Pellegrino and Pepino is three years old today. 


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Monday, February 08, 2016

ONE GOOD THING THAT CAME FROM TODAY

I was able to educate a cab driver on the value of rescuing/adopting vs breeding/buying. 

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HAD PATAPSCO PUT TO SLEEP


Vet said at best we were buying time. I kissed him and told him I was sorry. 

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Saturday, February 06, 2016

"WHEN CARES ATTACK...

and life seems black"

P.G. Wodehouse

It is hard to write this but my sweet Patapsco has a huge mass in his abdomen. We couldn’t get him to his regular vet so I took him to one in Chevy Chase who found the mass. The vet said sometimes steroids help to shrink a tumour but pigs don’t do well with them. I talked to Pender Vet and they said they could do emergency surgery but that would be a huge financial strain on me with a high risk and he’s already in serious pain—if I hadn’t been syringe feeding him he’d be dead by now. We are taking him to see Dr. LaPorta Monday if he lives through the weekend and will probably have him euthanized. This is what I had suspected. D says I'm seldom wrong--this time I wish I were.

Monday, December 28, 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY

Patapsco is four years old today, going by shelter data. Darling, I wish I could do better by you and Pepino: 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

PATAPSCO IS SO FUNNY

The other afternoon  I was lying on the couch and I said "Vladimir Zhirinovsky" out loud. Patapsco rumbled. I thought it was a coincidence so I said it a couple times and he rumbled every time. 

I'm wondering if it's a political thing or if he just likes or dislikes the name.


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OMG!

People are actually falling for my boarfume ad. 

A WORTHY CAUSE

From whence cameth "little" Perpetua and Pepsi: http://www.mchumane.org/support/donate-funds

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Monday, November 30, 2015

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY!

Three years ago this month I adopted my wonderful Patapsco from the Baltimore Humane Society. Happy Anniversary, Baby!


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